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Mom thought it would be cute to get some pictures of me in my red, white and blue outside by the tree. I'm a "Tree Hugger" so I was all for it.
See...me hugging a tree.
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I was all for it, that is, until, I spotted something.
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"Look Mom. What is that?"
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"It's a bug shell Riley. It won't hurt you. Do you want to take it off of the tree and hold it?"
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"Let me take another look."
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"Um, no thanks."
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"Daddy will hold it and show you that it is okay. See."
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"Swear on your heart that it won't hurt me and I will consider it."
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"I will touch it one time only. Get your camera ready Mom."
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"Please don't hurt me little bug. Please don't hurt me."
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"There. Can we get back to taking cute pictures of me by the tree now?"